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THE LIVE gigs were... sheisser!  Except Hole.  Hole are fantastic.  They have a female librarian on drums, Suzi Quatro's stunted sister on bass and a bendy, ace-shape throwing Ramonic muppet on guitar.  He is a rock god.  As is the singer, who wears a naughty-nightie paedophilia wet dream lickle gurl dress and has the face and voice of a battle-hardened Valkyrie.

Hole know the two Golden Rules of Rock: 1) Howling feedback is the greatest sound ever invented.  All else is cake on the icing, and 2) It doesn't matter what sort of guitars you have as long as they're black.